Saturday, February 5, 2011

How To Not Be A Man

-  Be proud of the fact that you chose to not work for 2 years and use up your 'emergency savings' from the age of 30 - 32.  While living under mom's roof.
     -  Also boasting that you are "awesome" at managing money.

-  Move in with your girlfriend and proclaim the house 'yours'....  Not to mention to only pay the utility bills.

-  Wonder why she broke up with you after you aired both of your dirty laundry on facebook (at the age of 33).

-  Feel entitled that everything that was and is hers, should be yours.  Including the gifts you gave her.

-  Threaten, insult and criticize her in front of her family while amidst of moving your items out of her house.  That is in her name.

-  Blame her for all your debt when neither of you shared an account, or are married.

-  Complain, complain and complain some more about anything and everything because somehow the world revolves around you at the age of 33.

-  Not take responsibility for anything that has happened.

-  Not do your share of the household chores.  Even if you work.  And only pay the utility bills.

-  Trying to milk her family of money with the gifts you gave her, when you still owe last month's bills...And they haven't even mentioned the gifts that she gave you.

-  To choose to not work for a month and a half and wonder why you're in debt and why you can't pay the bills.

-  Live your life through your best friend of 15 years...  When everyone of your friends who know this person consider him to be the laughingstock of the group.

-  The only identity you've managed to obtain is the one in which you're a replicate of your best friend.

-  Feel entitled to all the above.

-  Have no shame for all the above.

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